No but seriously, if you let off a tweet-rant about how you checked TWO WHOLE BOOKSTORES and neither of them were carrying Shirley Jackson so YOU GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO ORDER FROM AMAZON I will happily inform you that there are a) more than two bookstores in NYC and b) magical ways and means exist that will let you check whether or not something is in stock before you get on the subway. Try harder.