Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
To quote emchughes about this exact invention: “all I can think about is THE CRUMBS OH GOD THE CRUMBS”
IT’S TRUE THOUGH YOU WOULD NEVER KEEP IT CLEAN also you’d have to buy all new sheets and who wants to do that?
No but seriously, if you let off a tweet-rant about how you checked TWO WHOLE BOOKSTORES and neither of them were carrying Shirley Jackson so YOU GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO ORDER FROM AMAZON I will happily inform you that there are a) more than two bookstores in NYC and b) magical ways and means exist that will let you check whether or not something is in stock before you get on the subway. Try harder.
Today in perfect text messages.
Nothing really mattress. #brooklyn (at Central Station M Trainline)
Metro-North, magic hour. (at Milford, Connecticut)
My boyfriend’s parents call butter substitute “butt-sub.”
This dress is confusing every hungry insect in Connecticut rn. Sorry, guys. (at Orange, Connecticut)
This wall is unimpressed. #brooklyn
Cubicle selfie: new glasses edition,
Two men have gone out to buy me chocolate today, so I am definitely living my best life right now.
Sunset from the N train. (at Manhattan Bridge)