twofish

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Welcome… to Night Vale.

randomhouse
randomhouse:

Hey Whovians - we’re livetweeting tomorrow’s doctorwho series 8 premiere from @suvudu and giving away a whole TARDIS-worth of original DW books (including the not-yet-released Peter Capaldi as Twelfth Doctor adventures, plus a John Hurt/War Doctor story!)

So join us, won’t you? Because we need answers to the important questions, like what color ARE his kidneys, anyway?

Plus you might win some swag, and a good time will be had by all, AND we can offer a strong possibility of: 


Yoooo, I’m doin’ this thing tomorrow!

randomhouse:

Hey Whovians - we’re livetweeting tomorrow’s doctorwho series 8 premiere from @suvudu and giving away a whole TARDIS-worth of original DW books (including the not-yet-released Peter Capaldi as Twelfth Doctor adventures, plus a John Hurt/War Doctor story!)

So join us, won’t you? Because we need answers to the important questions, like what color ARE his kidneys, anyway?

Plus you might win some swag, and a good time will be had by all, AND we can offer a strong possibility of: 

Yoooo, I’m doin’ this thing tomorrow!

randomhouse

randomhouse:

*shivers* thanks a bunch, vintageanchorbooks.

We challenge littlebrown, penguinteen, and dudeinpublishing

proofreadingbooks

proofreadingbooks:

The literature: NECRONOMICON: THE TALES OF H.P. LOVECRAFT

The libation: On what would have been the author’s 124th birthday, we bring you something R’lyeh, e’speciallyeh delicious. Combine 2oz Kraken dark rum, 1oz elder(gods)flower liqueur, 1oz fresh lime juice (the green, sticky spawn of the stars), and a dash or two of Angostura bitters. Recite the incantation (Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn) while shaking with ice. Serve in a rocks glass, garnish with a tentacle twist of lime.

Pair with a dinner of odori-don, if you’re feeling brave in the face of the indifferent universe. And please, summon the Great Old Ones responsibly.

Photo © Mike McCune

R’lyeh proud of this one.