Picture: Don’s Hershey pitch and his audience’s reaction.
Quote: Anything from Tracy’s bizarre sudden recollections of his childhood from “Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land,” i.e. “A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!” or “I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!” or “I watched a prostitute stab a clown!”
(Also this blog is my dream come true.)
THIS BLOG IS THE BEST BLOG
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will graham collapses on a couch muttering “oh god i’m so tired,” one of his dogs looks on in a hat that says “fartnugget”
Will Graham cries into a bag of Sabor de Soledad cheese puffs, quietly moaning “I CAN HAVE IT ALL,” while Jack Crawford looks on, muttering, “Good GOD, Graham.”
Our new lineup this month isn’t only TV shoes; we also have hit movies. Direct from DVD, we’re proud to bring you The Rural Juror, winner of multiple awards worldwide including “Most Unpronounceable Film” at the Cannes Film Festival and “The Daytona High School Movie Night Participation Award.” The seven-hour, one-part film follows Jenna Maroney as a twirler girl whose demure world, spurred by Irma Luhrman-Merman’s murder, is cured by a fervid whirl of her turgid error. It also stars Kari Wuhrer. We are also going to add its sequel, Urban Fervor, to our service.
THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY HULU
I got so excited when Matt showed me this last night and then we clicked on it and it was the song from the finale and I got so sad ALL OVER AGAIN so THANKS A LOT, Hulu.
Never over it.
Alleged leaked tracklist of Kanye’s new album, “Rich Black American” - Digital Spy
PLEASE BE REAL
I WILL SELL MY FOOT FOR A FLO/KANYE SONG
and for Beyonce tickets
I mean, if this is real, awesome. But “Rich Black American”? All I can think is “My fellow Blackmericans”: