julie--julia
Mr.Lutz, you ate all my parakeet's medication. And thanks to you, Sonny Crockett has been having seizures all morning. Mr.Hornberger, I would thank you to come pick up your wife at some point. Mr.Jordan, I saw you steal my sink. Harlem globetrotter... does that name mean nothing to you? And ms. Lemon. I will have you know that before last night, I had never, never seen Grizz or Dotcom cry.

V. important gifset.

unforgettabledetritus asked:

I'm asking about numbers one and two.

All-time favorite lines of dialogue that have ever been written:

3. “Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos.” - Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock

2. “YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!” - Harry, In Bruges

1. “I don’t give a twopenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meatheaded shitsack!” - Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York

mad-rock

mad-rock:

maddie-grove suggested

Picture: Don’s Hershey pitch and his audience’s reaction.

Quote: Anything from Tracy’s bizarre sudden recollections of his childhood from “Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land,” i.e. “A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!” or “I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!” or “I watched a prostitute stab a clown!”

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