What I Wish Someone Had Said To Me Before I Decided To Play Catch This Weekend Like I Was A Normal, Athletic Person
Seriously. How is it I’m in enough residual pain that I feel I probably should have stretched…FOR CATCH!?!?
Substitute paintball for catch and this is me this morning - covered in bruises with every muscle screaming.
**WARNING**: Here there be bathroom mirror selfies.
Feel like I kind of nailed it on the hair & makeup front today.
Okay I’ll stop spamming you all with pictures of my face now.
Opened my phone browser & found a My Fair Lady video that I googled at 2am last night, dead sober, to settle an argument. This is a perfect one-sentence description of my life.