#PUBLISHINGPICKUPLINES: PART 1
"Baby you make me as hard as a first edition."
"Call me Junot Diaz because white girls love me. Also everyone else loves me."
"I’m like Donna Tartt in that it takes me a really long time to come but each time the general consensus is that it was worth the wait."
"Are you a container ship en route from China and am I the entire inventory department? Because I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like forever."
"My favorite sex position is called "BEA" - at first it’s thrilling, and when it’s over your feet hurt and you don’t want to do it again for a year."
"Is your bed an embargo and are we the New York Times? Because…well, you get it."
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"How about you and I get together and make our own Night Film?"
"Goddamn, baby, you gotta hell of a backlist."
"Are you House of Leaves? Because you’re complicated, hard to read, and sometimes I have to flip you over to get the best angle."