3. Every scene involving a woman last night could be replaced with that 30 Rock skit where Amelia Earhart says “oh no, my period!” and crashes her plane.
YOU’RE ALL FIRED
I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one want to fuck her anymore.